I don't send people xmas cards
they don't send one in return.
Eric sent me a card,
I remarked; "you'll never learn".
I wish folk a merry xmas
indulge in a few jars,
wish 'em a happy new year.
But I don't send xmas cards.
I don't send people xmas cards
relatives, workmates or friends,
I don't make exceptions.
Sorry if it offends.
I dress up as Santa for the kids,
offer seasons regards
I join in the xmas spirit.
I just don't send xmas cards.
Capability Red 1982
