I Don't Send People Xmas Cards

I don't send people xmas cards

they don't send one in return.

Eric sent me a card,

I remarked; "you'll never learn".

I wish folk a merry xmas

indulge in a few jars,

wish 'em a happy new year.

But I don't send xmas cards.

I don't send people xmas cards

relatives, workmates or friends,

I don't make exceptions.

Sorry if it offends.

I dress up as Santa for the kids,

offer seasons regards

I join in the xmas spirit.

I just don't send xmas cards.

Capability Red     1982